silly justice

whats up with ridiculous jail sentences? 235 years in jail? seriously? i wonder if there's a club (in prison) where the fellons compete by jail sentences, or if the extra hundred years gives you extra cred? or perhaps, if there is some hierarchy that's determined by it? can't they just say prison for life, no parole? if i was a judge i'd feel like a douche saying someone was sentenced to three hundred eighty four and a half years. just saying.