Tuesday, May 19, 2009

oh the guilt

i did not vote in today's special election. bad bad sunshine!

i will say that this is partly because all my news sources spent the last few days reporting on how people just vote no when they don't know what they are voting for. if sfgate had posted the measure explanations three days ago instead of three minutes ago, i would have been one of the super cool and smart people that took a stand about something to day.

but not me.
instead i ate at burma superstar and it was a-m-a-z-i-n-g! the tea leaf salad really is a party in your mouth. it was so good that i kind of feel like i should shirk all my responsibilities and eat there everyday.

Friday, May 8, 2009

oops

dear mr. president,

please accept my resignation for using your super swank air force one for this totally sweet analog photo shoot over manhattan the other day, it may have been a little insensitive in our post-9/11 times, but man did you see those pics?

peace and all,
the dude that gave the ok

Thursday, May 7, 2009

dear future...

dear future child of mine,

i sincerely promise that i will never hold a pox and/or swine flu party in order to give you a potentially deadly virus in the hopes that if i know it is coming it just won't be so bad.

your loving future mother,
plentiful sunshine

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