oh carnitas

i really dislike line jumpers. with that said, if i was smart enough to phone in for my delicious burrito at the fancy burrito place with a 15 person line then, by all means, i should be able to jump ahead in line, right? i mean, if my burrito is sitting there getting cold while 15 people are trying to decide between black refried beans and regular ones, then that doesn't really make me a line jumper.

regardless, the anxiety of deciding whether to be a sissy and wait 20 minutes or literally stall the line 20 seconds nearly gives me an ulcer every time.