oh the guilt

i did not vote in today's special election. bad bad sunshine!

i will say that this is partly because all my news sources spent the last few days reporting on how people just vote no when they don't know what they are voting for. if sfgate had posted the measure explanations three days ago instead of three minutes ago, i would have been one of the super cool and smart people that took a stand about something to day.

but not me.
instead i ate at burma superstar and it was a-m-a-z-i-n-g! the tea leaf salad really is a party in your mouth. it was so good that i kind of feel like i should shirk all my responsibilities and eat there everyday.

oops

dear mr. president,

please accept my resignation for using your super swank air force one for this totally sweet analog photo shoot over manhattan the other day, it may have been a little insensitive in our post-9/11 times, but man did you see those pics?

peace and all,
the dude that gave the ok

dear future...

dear future child of mine,

i sincerely promise that i will never hold a pox and/or swine flu party in order to give you a potentially deadly virus in the hopes that if i know it is coming it just won't be so bad.

your loving future mother,
plentiful sunshine

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in response

so the press conference was lame, ktvu had an awful position and the feed kept cutting out, oh well at least you could her (yup the daughter of) and saw my friend charlie (a zodiac know-it-all).

here is the sfgate article, but all in all i'm not convinced. at least it made for a fun day. and it was great pr for the upcoming documentary about her, fun stuff.

insert dark and ominous music

the truth (?) behind the zodiac killer(s?) will be revealed today.

crazy!

swine?

not to make too much light of the potential swine flu epidemic, but i can't help wondering if they are calling it swine flu because pig flu sounds too hilarious and fake, like pig latin. sometimes i think weird things though, so it might just be me.

fiscal?

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oh the hilarity! i'm not quite sure who gets the urban reference, but i bet the good folks at urban dictionary know whats up.